130 Funny good morning texts for him. The best flirty, funny morning messages to send him to brighten his day and make him smile.
The good morning text is officially a staple of the modern romantic relationship. And waking up to a message that’s cute and funny is a great way to make your guy smile and start his day off right.
However, sometimes knowing what to text him can be a challenge. And let’s face it, we can all do with a little inspiration now and then! Which is why we created this list of the best funny good morning texts for you to send to your guy.
So no matter what relationship stage you’re at – newly dating, he’s your crush, your boyfriend, S.O. or husband. You’ll find the perfect morning text message to send your man.
Let’s get started!
Funny Good Morning Texts For Him
If you’re looking for some good funny messages to text him then you’re in the right place! We have the ultimate list of funny good morning texts for him. As well as texts that are flirty, romantic and cute:
- Good morning Babe! I love you a latte. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it’s serious!….XO 😘 ☕
- Hey, hey, hey. Good morning to my #1 man. Hope your morning coffee is as hot as you are! 🔥
- Good morning babe! I’ve been thinking about you a TON today…ok it’s like only 9 am but still… 😉
- Morning sweetie! You’re the bacon to my eggs and the syrup to my pancakes! Love you!🥰
- Good morning Babe! Texting you has my heart racing! Oh, wait…false alarm that’s just my coffee! 😘 ☕️
- Good morning babe! It was a rough one last night. Do you think anyone will notice if I wear pajamas to work?
- HOT, HOT, HOT!! 🔥 That’s you this morning, handsome!
- Morning! Today’s going to be a good day, the only thing that would make it better is YOU… and of course donuts…🥰 🍩
- Good morning! I literally miss you as soon as that door closes! Have a great day, my love. Can’t wait to be back in your arms tonight XO❤️
- Good morning this just in: We go together like bacon and…well bacon…🥓 + 🥓 = 🥰 Yes, it’s true! We really are THAT good together! Have a great day my love! 😘
Flirty Funny Good Morning Texts For Him
If you’re looking for a way to start your mans day off right, then sending your him a flirty, funny good morning message is the way to go! Not only will it make him happy to see your name pop up on his phone, but it will also make him feel appreciated and loved. Here are some good flirty texts that will definitely put a smile on his face:
- Good morning to the hot guy that kept me up way too late last night…oh and just so we’re clear – I can’t wait to do it all again tonight!! 😍 🔥
- Good morning babe! I’ll give you 3 chances to guess what I dreamt about you last night…hint it was beyond wild…;)
- Morning sunshine! What do you say we avoid all of our responsibilities today and spend the whole day in bed? Pretty please with bacon on top! 🥰
- Good Morning! Hope your day is every bit as amazing as I promise you tonight will be.
- Good morning handsome! Congrats on being my #ManCrushMonday for the 111th week in a row! ❤️
- Want to come over for some breakfast and…? Trust me, there isn’t a better way to start your day! You are welcome 😉
- Hey good lookin’! Did you know that you’re literally the first thing that crosses my mind when I wake up in the morning? 🥰
- What do you say we shower together this morning? You know, do our part in saving the planet…😉
- Hello and good morning, you sexy thing. That’s all…😘 😘
- Good morning babe! You should totally be here right now…There’s a sale in my bedroom and everything is 100% off…;)
Funny Good Morning Messages For Him
There’s no better way to start off the day with your man than with a good laugh. Here are a few witty and funny good morning messages to get you started:
- Good morning my love! I hope you slept well! I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…🌅
- Morning sweetheart! I hope you have a brew-tiful morning, my love!
- Morning honey! I hope your day is as amazing as your butt! 😍 🔥
- Good morning! I love you more than I love to hit the snooze button! Have a great day!
- Morning babe! If you were here with me I’d totally get up early to make you breakfast in bed. Well…ok…as long as it was a bowl of cereal! 😊 🥣
- Morning! Lol, tell me why this just made me think of you? [Then send him a, funny quote, meme, joke, etc.]
- This just in: My dog misses you. Come visit him.
- Morning sweetheart! How is it even legal for someone to be so cute? 😍
- I bet you have the cutest bedhead this morning!
- Been thinking about you all morning, and I’ve decided that one of us is in the wrong place! Miss you and love you. Have a great day! 😘
Short Good Morning Messages To Text Him
Funny short messages are a great way to get right to the point and quickly make his day a little brighter. Here are some of our favorite funny short good morning texts for him.
- Morning Babe! You awake yet? 👀 😘
- I love you, sweetie! I hope you avo-good day. 🥰 🥑
- I miss you already, come back.
- What’s up, buttercup?
- Good morning hot stuff! Happy Fri-YAY!
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni. Good morning and have a great day!
- Good Morning XOXO! 😘 😘 😘 Sending lots of morning kisses your way! XO ❤️
- Good morning, sweetheart! Now, can we go back to sleep?
- This is your morning reminder you that you are shrimply the best! 😘 🦐
- Good morning! Is it weird that all I can think about is last night?
Funny Good Morning Texts For Your Crush
Here are some funny and flirty good morning texts for your crush that will definitely make his morning amazing:
- Good morning! Let me know if you need some help getting into trouble later…😉
- Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello and good morning! ☀️
- Serious question: What hot sauce is best on a breakfast sandwich? And there is a right answer.
- Going to Starbucks, need anything?
- Good morning to you, and tell me does your mother know you talk to strangers online?
- Good morning! Have you ever realized that in the mornings, we both become cereal killers? 😂 🥣
- I’m eating M&M’s for breakfast. Don’t tell my mom…😉
- Good morning! So tired today! Do you think my boss will notice if I stay home and work from bed?
- Hey, hot stuff! Oops sorry, I meant [insert crush’s name]. Autocorrect can be so annoying, right?
- Ooh, hello and what’s this? A good morning text… I guess things are getting pretty serious, huh? 😉
Good Morning Texts For Your Boyfriend
The path to a happy relationship starts with small gestures of kindness. Sending your boyfriend a good morning text is one way to let him know that you are thinking about him. If you’re looking for ideas, here are a few good morning texts for your boyfriend that make him laugh and warm his heart.
- Morning babe, you’re so lucky that you’re my boyfriend, because I am looking good today! 😍 🔥
- Morning babe! I hope your day is as egg-cellent as you are!” 😘 🍳
- Morning sleepyhead! I know you check your phone every morning. So I just had to send you this text to remind you that… I am AWESOME. Have a great day! Love you! ❤️
- I’m making breakfast, I can’t stop thinking about how waffle-y cute you are…😘
- Good morning you sexy beast! Fun fact: I like my men like I like my coffee, warming me up every morning!
- Morning! I just got out of the shower, but I can’t seem to reach this spot on my back. You should come over and help…:)
- Good morning babe! Aside from pizza, I crave you most.
- Morning honey! All I’m going to want at the end of this day is a tall glass of you! Can’t wait to see you later for date night! XO 😘 ❤️
- Good morning babe! I wish I didn’t have to wait all day to get you naked.
- Good morning to the man who stole my heart! And I totally don’t mind by the way, it’s all yours my love! 🥰 ❤️
Cute Good Morning Texts To Make Him Laugh
There’s nothing quite as endearing as a good morning text message from someone special. Whether it’s a funny, cheesy one or something more cute and heartfelt, these texts will make you and your guy laugh and feel loved:
- Morning Sunshine! How you doin? [Insert gif with Joey’s sly smile]
- Good morning! I know this may be cheesy, but I just wanted to remind you how grate you are!
- Morning! What are you thinking about right now and why is it me?
- Rise and shine my favourite human. Hope you slept well!
- Good morning, love. I’d love to stay in bed with you all day but my coffee needs me. I hope you understand 😘
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to wake up, my love, 👻 Boo hoo hoo! 😘 🌹
Funniest Good Morning Texts
- Good morning babe! what does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?…A synonym roll!
- Good morning sleepyhead! You are forever the bacon to my eggs, and the French to my toast. ok and now, I’m hungry! Have a great day! 🍳 🥓 ☕️
- Good morning you sexy beast! You know what the best part of my morning is? Sipping my coffee and thinking of you! 😍 ☕️
- Last night I went to sleep thinking of you… And I woke up thinking of you too…This morning really couldn’t get any better! 🥰
Funny Romantic Good Morning Messages For Him
Put a fun twist on a romantic morning message by sending him one of these funny yet sweet texts:
- Morning handsome! Just a quick text to say, I love you a latte…🥰 ☕️
- Good morning my love! I’m so lucky that I get to wake up to your handsome face every morning… BTW how do you manage to wake-up looking so damn hot everyday?! 😍 🔥
- Morning Babe, sending you some virtual kisses to get you through the day! Can’t wait to give you some real ones later! 😘 ❤️
- Hey good lookin’! Do you know CPR? Because you just take my breath away!
- Good morning Sunshine! I’m officially applying for a job as your assistant. I have a degree in cuddling, a doctorate in s*x, and a certificate for making breakfast in bed. Do you accept? 😉
- Good morning, did you know that you’re my most favourite thing in the whole world? Well…ok..besides bacon. I can’t resist bacon! Love you Babe! ❤️
- I just woke up and you’re already on my mind…And I think I like it!
- Good morning babe! If kissing is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about tonight!
- The sun goes down: I text you. The sun goes up: I text you. I think I like you.
- Good morning handsome! I love you a latte 😘 ☕️
Good Morning Texts For Him Long Distance
When you can’t wake up in the arms of your special someone, sometimes the next best thing is waking up to a good morning message from them. If you and your guy are in a long-distance relationship, then here are a few good texts you can send him to wish him a good morning in a fun and playful way.
- Hey, you sexy thing! If only I were there to give you a proper wake up call…😉
- Good morning babe! Todays going to be a good day, but it’d be even better if you were next to me…love you and miss you! XO ❤️
- Morning! What do you say that we have a contest to determine who sends the earliest morning text. OK GO, GO, GO…I win! I win! I like winning stuff…
- Good Morning! I’m tired and I need a virtual hug to wake up ASAP!
- I knew you liked to work out, but did you have to race through my mind allllll night? A girls gotta get some sleep ya know…😉
- Morning Stud Muffin! Hope you have a great morning and a super chill day at work!
- Listen, you have to stop making me think about you all night, ok? I’m busy. Just kidding…please love me…lol!!
- Good morning sleepyhead! I am not a photographer, but I can still picture you and me together…in my bed…😉 🔥
- If I was a cat, I would totally curl up with you all day. You are just puuuuurfect. Can’t wait to be back in your arms again soon!
- Yes, it’s true…for the last 24 hours, 1,444 minutes, 86,422 seconds I’ve missed you..
For more ideas of what to message your guy try one of these >> Cute Good Morning Texts For Him – Long Distance
Good Morning Text Messages To Brighten His Day
Do you want to make your man laugh in the morning? Here are some of the funniest and most charming flirty good morning messages to text him:
- Hey good lookin’! Any wild dreams last night? BTW You totally made it into mine, although you will not BELIEVE what happened…🙈 😉
- You put the BOOM-BOOM into my heaaaaart… 😍 🎵 Have a great day!
- Morning to my most favorite human. Just a little message to say I love you. See you tonight my love!
- You know what occurred to me in my dreams last night? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple…
- So, is it bad that I was sleeping in your shirt last night to help me get to sleep? It was VERY NEARLY like you were right next to me… 😉
- Morning! Is the most handsome guy in the universe awake yet?
- Morning baby, I’m in the shower already… join me?
- Did you know that your body is over 67% water? And…guess what? I am VERY thirsty at the moment…😉
- Good morning hot stuff! But just so you know I’m only flattering you to get your sexy ass into bed…😍 🔥
- Babe this morning I need you more than I need coffee… and you know that’s saying something!
Funny Good Morning Messages To Him
- Up and at em handsome! Don’t you just love dating a morning person? 😊 ☀️
- I know you’re not even out of the driveway yet…but come back, come back I love you baby! XO
- Good morning baby! I’m soooooo excited to spend the day with you! See you in approximately… 6 hours, 27 minutes, and 18 seconds… not that I’m totally counting or anything…😉
- Morning! So I spent the whole night dreaming of you, and will now most likely, spend alllll day thinking of you. What have you done to me?!
- We’re hanging out tonight, just thought you’d like to know.
- So I had the WILDEST dream about you last night! Want to recreate it with me tonight? 😉
- Good morning hot stuff…Try not to work too hard today…because I’m going to wear you out when you get home tonight!
- Does your dad happen to be Liam Neeson? Because I’m totally taken with you…
- Last night I watched a Netflix marathon, but you’re still hotter than the bottom of my laptop baby…
- You know how much I like having the bed all to myself? Well, I think I like you more than that.
Funny And Sweet Good Morning Texts
Make him laugh and think of you before he’s had a chance to brush his teeth with one of these sweet, and amusing texts below:
- Morning Darling, I’m missing your face! It always brightens my day..Can’t wait to see you later! Have a great day! XO
- I love you as much as I love my morning coffee… ok…almost. Lol
- Good morning to my favorite human! Did you know that you’re like totally my jam? 😉 🍓 (Or send with photo of jam on your toast.)
- You know what? Every morning I wake up smiling and happy and I think it’s all your fault! Thanks for being the best! Love you babe!
- Today be like a proton, babe. Always positive! Have a great day! Love you! XO 😘
- Real talk babe: There should never be a morning where I don’t wake up in those big strong arms of yours! Miss you and love you! Have a great day! 😘
- I wish I was there to see your cute face and bedhead when you wake up! Seeing as I can’t, here’s my cute face for you to wake up to! (Send with a pic of you looking cute but making a funny face.)
- Morning babe! I’ll send you a virtual kiss this morning, but only if you promise to return it back to me with interest tonight! 😘 😘 😘
- Brrrrr, it’s soooo chilly today! Can’t wait to cuddle up next to you tonight! 😊 Have a wonderful day! XO
- Hey Handsome, good morning and here’s to hoping your day is as amazing as tonight’s gonna be. Can’t wait to see you later! XO ❤️
Funny Morning Quotes For Him
- “Morning is wonderful. It’s only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
- “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon” – Tony Smite
- “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” – Dorothy Parker
- “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
- “Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman
- “Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
- “Wake up beauty, it’s time to beast.”
- “Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee” – Aleksandra Ninkovic
- “The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.”
- “Of course I have to get up in the morning, my coffee needs me.”
130 Funny Ways To Text Good Morning To Him
So now you know the best funny good morning texts for him! Which means that wether he’s a guy that you’ve just started dating, a crush, boyfriend or your husband, you’ll never run out of things to message him. And it also means that no matter what, he’ll always be waking up on a positive note and thinking of you with a smile!
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