The Best flirty texts to make him laugh out loud. Cute funny texts to send your crush or boyfriend. Perfect for anytime you want to get your flirt on with your special guy.
When it comes to messaging a guy, being able to make him laugh with flirty texts is a great way to connect. Not only is it fun for you both. It’s a cute way to lighten your crush or partners mood, while letting him know that he’s on your mind. And of course making sure that he’s thinking about you too!
Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh
Below you’ll find the best silly and flirty text messages you can send your guy that are sure to make him laugh and grin from ear to ear. As well as funny flirty jokes and quotes. Plus a list of texts that are so spicy and juicy he’ll blush a little.
- You’re so darn cute. Just thought you should know that as soon as possible…😊
- Are you into tricks or treats? Because I can do both…😋
- I think I might like you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it ☕
- I’m not a doctor but I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- I don’t know how you do it, but even over text, you’re 100% adorable 😊
- I’m still thinking about (something funny he said or did) and I can’t stop laughing. How are you so cute and funny?
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard…😘☃️
- Is there a waitlist or can I RSVP to your future right now? 🔮✨
- I bet if you were a triangle you’d be a-cute one! 🥰
- I’m pretty good at algebra…I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
- Confession, I’ve been thinking about you ALL today…ok it’s like only 9 am but still… 😉
Funny Texts To Send A Guy
Flirty texts to make him laugh through text message, and get him to reply with a smile on his lips asap!
- Quick question: Do you ever get tired crossing my mind?
- So…Big spoon or little spoon? Asking for a friend.
- Not gonna lie, kinda wish you were here RN…🥰
- I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit in the text box…😘
- Well I texted you. So what are you going to use your other two wishes for?
- I really want pizza, and a cute guy to eat it with…😋🍕
- If you checked with your doctor, I bet he’d say you’ve got all the symptoms of being incurably adorable.
- I love you like a nerd loves his bow tie…🤓
- Good morning handsome…Did you know that you’re the first thing that crosses my mind when I wake up and don’t mind at all…😘
- I had a dream about this sexy guy I know last night and it wasn’t all PG…;)
- My cheeks are hurting from all the smiling and I just can’t stop. Look at what you are doing to me!
Funny Texts To Send To Your Boyfriend
Sending your boyfriend flirty texts that will also make him laugh is a cool way to get closer as a couple. Here are the best cute flirty text messages for him, that you can go ahead and send him anytime of day:
- Just thinking about you, gives me butterflies in all the right places…😉🔥
- Sometimes I look at you and think Damn…he’s one lucky guy to have me as his girlfriend…:)
- Missing my BF this morning…I kinda wish you were here to steal my blankets…😉
- You looked so hot when we hung out the other day. Yes, I’m still thinking about it!❤️🔥
- Are you missing me in your bed right now? Yes or yes…
- I hope your day is as perfect as my butt.
- Looking forward to you seeing me tonight hot stuff…👀 🔥
- Good Morning to the guy, who rules my dreams and rocks my world everyday. Love you babe!
- Hey Babe! It must have been tough waiting for such a hot girlfriend to come along all these years….😉
- You’re basically the cutest thing I’ve ever loved…after my kitten of course! 😻
- I like you almost as much as I like chocolate, and you know just how much I love chocolate..😘
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Flirty Text Messages To Make Him Smile
These sassy messages work as texts to send to a guy you like or crush. Or as flirty tinder or bumble one-liners.
- Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “FLOML”?
- I thought this was a dating app, but it must be a museum because honey you’re a work of art.
- Did I see you on Spotify listed as the hottest single? 😉
- I have this annoying quality where everyone I chat with falls head over heels for me…did it work? 😉
- I’d love to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks 😋🍿
- You’re so cute that I may have to add you to my to-do list…;)
- If kissing is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about.
- You make it impossible for me to focus on work today…😉
- Hey dream guy! Guess what’s on the menu for our date night tonight? Me-n-u
Innocent Flirty Texts For Him
Flirtatious innocent texts that will make your crush obsessed with you. Or at the very least message you back asap. And maybe even lead to him asking you on a low key first date. Plus, that feeling when your crush flirts back, it’s just, well magic!
- I’m having a great time getting to know you. I have to say that the more I learn, the more I like…😊
- I have a confession….Whenever I think about you I can’t stop smiling.
- Let’s play a game. Text me a secret and I’ll text you one of mine.
- Today was a blast! The only thing that would have made it better is if you were there.
- What’s your take on first date kisses: Yay or nay?
- I hope you have best day, and if someone tries to ruin it for you, send me their deets and I will yell at them for you…😊
- *Send a funny meme/gif* and add “This made me think of you and laugh so hard :)” (or this reminds me what you said about X topic, and now I can’t stop smiling!)
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile…:)
- I heard this song the other day and it totally reminded me of you (or switch it out for something he did/or said)
- I’ll give you 3 chances to guess what emoji I put next to your name on my phone. Ready, set, go!
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Funny Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh
Flirty texts to make him laugh at work, at night or anytime that you want him to smile.
- You remind me of how I take my morning coffee – Hot and Sweet…😍☕
- You’re so hot it’s honestly so not fair to the rest of the mere mortals out there…😉
- Are you a sheep? Cause your body is unbaa-aaa-lievable baaaaeee!
- Baby, I know that we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.
- Quick question…What shape of pasta annoys you for no reason?
- Have you heard that according to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me…🔥
- Whad-daya say we skip all the small talk tonight and go straight to getting our flirt on?
- All I want to do night is make a cuddle burrito. I’ll be the guac and you can be the salsa…😍🥑
- Send me a selfie when you get a chance. You know I can’t resist your s*xy self in business casual. (This is a fun one to send to him at work to surprise him and spice things up in an unexpected way)
- How’s your day? I hope it’s is a nice as my butt. I know it’s a tall order buy hey it could happen…😉
If you’re looking for some good flirty texts to make him laugh in the morning and brighten his day, then check out my article here> Funny Good Morning Texts For Him and here > Flirty Good Morning Texts For Him
Funny Quotes To Make Him Laugh
Sometime’s a funny meme or funny quote can say it all for you. Here some cute hilarious quotes you can text him that will make him laugh out loud.
- “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”
- “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”
- “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
- “I am yours. No refunds.” – Anita Bath
- “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball
- “I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.”
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
- “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
- “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant
- “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
- “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” ―Tim Allen
- “We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working.” – Justin Timberlake
- “A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.” – Cher
- “Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.” – Jack Handey
- “I’m glad he’s single, ’cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree.” – Bridesmaids
- “I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.”
If you’re looking for good flirty texts to make him laugh at night, then check out my article here>> Cute Goodnight Texts For Him
Hot Flirty Texts To Make Him Blush
Playful teasing or a spicy text can go a long way in making a connection with a guy you like. Send him one of these hot, juicy texts and he won’t be able to get you off his mind:
- So, I can’t stop thinking about you and that kiss last night….We’re gonna need to do that again soon…real soon…😍🔥
- All I can think about right now is what we’d be doing if you were here — and spoiler alert: It’s not snuggling…❤️🔥
- I’ve been having crazy X-rated thoughts all day, and it’s all your fault.
- If you were here right now, would you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
- After that makeout sesh last night my lips are a little swollen. But I do it again in a heartbeat.
- I’ve read that caffeine can boost a woman’s libido. Is that why you keep inviting me out for Lattes? ☕
- I’m feeling sooooo thirsty. Heyyyy, your body’s mostly made of water, right?
- Word of warning, if you kiss me tonight, I’m not responsible for what happens next…😉
- Do you like sales? Because my clothing is 100% off tonight.
- Can’t wait to be by your side tonight with your big strong arms around me. Or would you rather me be on top?
- Your kisses is sweeter than ice cream, and fewer calories too.
- I could text with you all night long…well, among other things….😉❤️🔥
Flirty Jokes To Make Him Laugh
Need a cute and cheesy joke to make a guy laugh? Then look no further than these silly jokes to text him below:
- Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA one to me…😉
- Your name must be Google, because you have everything I’m searching for.
- Baby, if you were a vegetable you’d be a-cute-cumber.
- Don’t trip today. I’d don’t want to see you fall for anyone else.
- Do you like Harry Potter? Because I A-dumble-dore you ❤️
- Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hi there! 😊
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
- I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?
- Tell me the truth, are your lips always that kissable, or were you allergic to the seafood we had last night for dinner? 😉
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
So what if these are a bit on the cheesy, corny joke side. It’s so hard to resist how cute they are.
How To Send A Flirty Text: 7 Flirty Texting Tips
- Make sure to include flirtatious emoji’s with your texts. Adding Emoji’s will help to clarify what you’re saying and convey the playful tone that you’re going for.
- Try not to overthink the texts that you’re sending him. Remember the goal is to be yourself. Chose texts that best describe the flirty tone that you want to set. Then trust that you’ve chosen the best one to send him.
- If you’re wanting to tease him a bit that’s ok. Just keep it to something that’s actually cute and flattering. Stay away from sensitive topics, or personal issues that could be hurtful. If you’re not sure where to draw the line. Then stay away from teasing all together and send a more straightforward, and general playful message or sweet compliment. Like for example one of the texts from this article.
- If he doesn’t reply to your text right away try not to panic. As a dating coach, I work with women all the time that worry if they don’t get a text back from a guy right away. But in my experience, it’s highly likely that he’s just busy, or it’s bad timing and he’ll respond when he can. Instead of worrying that he’s disappeared give him some time to respond. Relax, focus on other things and try not to second guess yourself.
- If you don’t get a message from him right away, avoid double or triple texting him.
- If you’re texting a crush or are newly dating, keep your texts more on the cute and innocent side. Until you know each other better. If this is your situation then check out this list of Flirty Texts To Send To A Guy You Just Met.
- If you’re texting your boyfriend or in a long-term relationship, then it’s ok to get more sassy and spicy with your messages. But only if you’re feeling 100% comfortable with it.
How To Make Him Feel Special & Smile Over Text (More Ideas)
- Strike up a flirty game of “Would You Rather” with him. It’s easy to play over text and is a fun way to keep the conversation flowing with your boyfriend or crush. For a list of good questions (that could also double as fun bumble or tinder dating app, one-liners or pick-up lines) then check out my post here>> The Best Flirty Would You Rather Questions To Ask A Guy
- You can also ask him anything from this list of Flirty Questions To Ask A Guy.
- If you’re newly dating or trying to get a convo started with your crush then check out my two articles. That walk you through how to start a flirty conversation over text with a guy. 27 Ways To Start A Conversation With A Guy Over Text (With Examples) And this article here How To Text A Guy To Keep Him Interested (With 21 Flirty Examples).
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